My roommate Kerry while we watch our friend Kim compete in the Mrs. America pageant: What if you were married to a woman? Can you still compete?
Me: I don't know. I don't think they could really discriminate against you.
Kerry: Want to marry me so that I can compete next year?
Me: We can just go over to Iowa.
Kerry: Mrs. Nebraska has been married for one year to Mrs. Erin Gesell and the pair has two children: Roxy and Lola, dogs...(she leaves my room for a moment then comes back) When I get married, I'm going to make my husband take my name...Or maybe I'll be like Pee Wee Herman and marry Fruit Salad.
Me: One of the two, whatever comes first.