Things I've wondered lately:

1. Why don't Snuggies (yes, I have a Snuggie) have pockets? And why don't they have zippers so I can walk around and not have it falling off me? Or did I just get a bad Snuggie?
2. Why is the Women's restroom always the farthest away. Men are like camels. They never have to pee.
3. Why do people say "you can't have your cake and eat it too"? What is the point of having cake and not eating it? I mean, if it's not buttercream frosting, I understand not eating it, but if it is, why wouldn't you eat the cake!?
4. And the ever important, what is the meaning of life?