First and foremost, go to this link. Engagement photos that will make you happy you are single: http://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliem15/14-engagement-photos-that-will-make-you-happy-you-a0ne?sub=2138772_1060311

Now, I have so many things to say.
Number 1. The caption is funny. However, this picture really isn't that terrible. They may have gotten a decent one out of the bunch and she is just smiling funny in this one. That being said, what is up with the brown and black sweaters?
Number 2. He's about to suck her face. He's about to give her a face hickey. She's posing for the strong woman photo and he's going for the toothless vampire suck. Also, I'm pretty sure they're holding hands out spread eagle-like. Her eye contact basically challenges you to judge her. Balls.
Number 3. He's exhaling so hard after breathing in her scent that her hair is blowing back. Yes, sensual.
Number 4. This one made me laugh out loud alone in my apartment. I feel really dumb when that happens. At least I've learned now not to sit in my computer chair--fell off once and bruised my butt. Anyway back to the picture, a king and his queen. I wonder if the wedding was also royally themed. This is like a bad prom photo--because, you know, prom has a theme. I didn't know engagement pictures did. It's not even Disneyland. Maybe I could excuse it if it were Disney? No probably not.
Number 5. She looks like she's in a sappy country music video. He looks like he's doing a sit up or trying to poop. Both of them have wet pants. I don't know about you, but there are few things I dislike more than when the bottom of my pants get wet. I hope this was the last picture they took and not the first.
Number 6. Are they trying to be funny about not dumping each other or does she seem to think that if he marries her he will no longer be dumping as in dropping a duce? He's squatting in the position. If it's the latter, she's in for a rude awakening because as we know, everybody poops.
Number 7. I have no words. That man is comfortable in his sexuality: manpris AND fairy wings.
Number 8. He could have at least gotten a tan.
Number 9. When I was first scrolling down, I thought the parking meters were going to be something with her boobs the way their hands are placed. I'm not sure which would be more weird, what I thought or what is actually going on. Maybe they met at a parking meter?
Number 10. Please tell me who you are giving that engagement photo to? Your grandma to frame? The newspaper with your announcement? Are you going to display it proudly on your desk at work?
Number 11. Another fairy. I like how their individual photos are laid into the background. Classy.

This just goes to show you that there is someone out there for everyone. Don't settle for anything less than the man who will wear fairy wings with you. Unless you hate fairies--you know, do your thing. People aren't perfect but there is flawed person to perfectly match your flaws--someone's weird will match your weird. I'll be looking for the guy to dress up in his cloak and wand with me for our pictures. Look for it in 10 years.