I know I've written about this before, but one time, my grandpa accidentally ate wood because he thought it was chocolate. It was at Christmastime and he had been bringing in wood for the fire and there was a chip stuck to his sweater. When we sat down to eat dinner the wood chip must have fallen off by his plate. Eventually he saw it and tried to eat it because he thought it was a piece of chocolate.

      Today, I made a salad and while shredding the lettuce, I thought a piece missed my bowl (it was a very, very small piece) and so I went to just eat it. It was definitely paper. Instead of being an intelligent individual and taking said chewed on scrape of paper to the trash, I stuck it to the side of my bowl so that I could throw it away when I took my dishes to the sink. Definitely mistook it for a piece of lettuce and tried to eat it a second time.