I get really excited when I go into a public restroom and I see the seat is up because I assume this means the toilet just got cleaned. When I worked at the recreation center at the University of Nebraska at Omaha during my undergrad, my boss and I knew what times the cleaning crew cleaned the women's restrooms in the morning and in the afternoon and we always tried to get in right afterward whether we had to pee or not.
     This being said, as excited as I get when I walk into a stall with the toilet seat up, I never fail to turn around to shut and lock the door, thus, turn my back to the toilet, and sometime in those few seconds, I forget that the seat is up and proceed to almost fall in, ruining any excitement of getting a clean seat.
     #firstworldproblems