Things I wonder:
1. If Destiny's Child would still be together if they'd asked me to join their group like I pretended when I jammed out to their tunes, singing into my hairbrush
2. If when Spanish speakers are learning English they've ever pronounced Japan phonetically as "hop on"--I was a Spanish major. I never heard it.
3. What is the exact line to draw before you are considered a cat lady? 3 cats? 8? 12?
4. If my dad's mom, who is certain I'm the devil's spawn, would believe me if I told her I've started getting the message from the church of Dino (Dino's Storage that is. They always have words for me when I walk/drive by)
5. Why I bothered with the decorative pillows
6. If one of the best things about being in a relationship with someone is having someone to share a box of Kraft (and Kraft only) mac and cheese with--be real, we all know left over mac and cheese just isn't that good and I'd feel crappy making a box only to throw over half away.
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