I frequently write down good or weird snippets of conversations that I hear or read throughout the day, because  I never know what I might use in writing later...and some of it is just stupid or hilarious. Here are a few from yesterday and today:

"Well, you know-o, hippos kill more people than sharks do every year." As if that was the most obvious thing ever.
"This isn't everything you are." From a song of the same title by Snow Patrol. I like to think of this when I'm doing things where I am out of my element. I am so much more than a rejection letter from an agent--there are other things I am great at!
"Personally, I feel that peanut butter should be a food group all of it's own. And it should be called awesomeness." I thought this to myself while sitting with a jar and spoon.
"I'd like to be abroad (a broad)." My roommate Laura last night.
"Some random people ruined Titanic for me the first time I saw it. They totally blabbed that the ship sank." Wow. I don't even have a comment for this one.

I'll be going through my notebook to hit some of my favorites :)