Four years ago I asked myself, not an age old question, but a question worth exploring in 2012 nonetheless: As per the Destiney's Child Song "Jumpin' Jumpin'" Is the club, in fact, still jumpin' jumpin' at 11:30?

I followed said question with skepticism--2012 me believed that the club was not jumpin' jumpin' until at least after midnight. 2016 me knows the answer: not only can you find a club jumpin' jumpin' at 11:30 pm, but you can find the day club packed at 11:30 am as well if you so desire. That's the great wisdom I'm dropping on you all the day before I turn 28--if you want to, you can find a dance party any time. So ladies leave your man at home and all you fellas leave your girl with her friends.